I MUST be crazy

I’ve just given birth to my THIRD child. Yes, third.

The whole time I was in the hospital, all I could think was “I must be crazy.”

Seriously, why in the world would I put myself through this madness again?

Whyyyyyyy!!??

Painful contractions.

Epidural. That thing always freaks me out, but I REFUSE to refuse it. No ma’am (or sir) I will always happily ( or not so happily) accept.

The epidural wearing off. (yep happens every time)

And that dreaded pushing. Seriously, my husband has a picture of me crying right after the birth of my daughter. Honey, those aren’t tears of joy!!!!

And let’s not forget all the nastiness we deal with “down there” after it’s all done.

Why would anyone do it three times?

Cause….. They are so worth it.

That’s Totally SuperMom

Ever Tried This!??!!

Have you ever tried this impossible task!?

Have you ever attempted this daring undertaking!?

It’s a nuisance in the rearend!!

A thorn in your hand.

A pain in your side!!!

Have you EVER attempted to paint your toes while being pregnant!? I don’t mean in your first trimester pregnant. I mean swollen toes, big belly having, I can barely see my feet pregnant!!

I attempted to paint my toe nails yesterday! I wanted to look pretty somewhere on my body, so I pick up my favorite bottle of fingernail polish, turned on a good show and then it happened…..

I realized I could barely reach my feet!

So then another problem presents itself…

How exactly am I going to get the polish on my toes!?

When I finally figured it out I noticed that everytime I painted my pinky toe, it would look like I did nothing! That’s when I noticed that I had been smearing my pinky toe on my towel while attempting to paint my big toe!

Well, after fighting with my own body and trying to get my legs to bend in places they wouldn’t, I just did what I could.

I don’t think they turned out that bad.

That’s Totally Supermom!!!